It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going
no matter what anyone says, the night before a morning where you don’t have to get up early for anything, when you can stay up as late as you want doing anything you want and can just sleep in the next day and snuggle into your covers like a little burrito, is the best kind of night in the world.
How can you not like Ozzy Osbourne?
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.