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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(via slightlyfake)

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

(Source: cashcutie, via someone-has-claimed-my-url)

jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS

(via takemeback-)

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

#DADDY I LOVE HIM #bitch you don’t even know him

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

(via mira-of-sassgard)

masscracc:

You’ll do what?

(via teenagemutantninjaturtlecat)

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

(Source: stability, via thesonicstele)

officialwhitegirls:

talk dirty to me

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(Source: officialwhitegirls, via timelord-dragonlord-consultant)

clamjob:

camsfarts:

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY SHOTS

(Source: thehollowplaces, via thesonicstele)

everyonelovesrobots:

breadonly:

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

I’m gonna fuck it

please don’t fuck the lava

(via castielangelofthetrenchcoats)

unsharedmemories:

do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?

(via shxtcouldbeworse)

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via teenagemutantninjaturtlecat)